Yes you read the headline correctly.
A woman has actually married a life-size cardboard cut-out of Robert Pattinson.
Lauren Adkins, 25, told the Daily Mirror about the way in which her ‘obsession’ with Twilight hearthrob Edward Cullen morphed from fantasy to cardboard reality.
“People might think I’m crazy but my flat-pack R-Patz is the closest I’ll get to the real thing and he’s the one for me,” she said. “A friend who thought I was going mad said one night: ‘if you love him so much why don’t you marry him?’ Her words rang in my ears. She was right.”
The nuptials were approved at the Viva Las Vegas Wedding Chapel.
“I walked down the aisle in January in the white wedding dress I’ve always dreamt of,” she raved, before revealing the newlyweds went on to do all the typical newlywed things (although she thankfully stopped short of a full bedroom expose).
“We had our honeymoon in LA and I wanted us to climb up to the Hollywood sign together. I had to carry him.”
People are even telling her she looks beautiful and saying congratulations. WTF. Is this real life?